I had surgery a week ago. Finally on my way to recovery and no longer being in pain. 

cholazard:

i like you do you like me

kiss me if yes

recite the bible in slovakian if no

expelliarmus:

realtired-ofyourshitmasterwayne:

idkinotice:

innocenceandarsenic:

Is that a dalek with a lightning shaped scar on its forehead? 

It’s the Dalek Who Lived.

Daley Potter

plot twist: harry potter was a dalek the whole time

#harry potter dreamt of Hogwarts because he could not cope with the truth.

Call Moffat!

dont-fuckingpanic:

text-pistol:

wearing-sammy-to-the-prom:

princeharrehs:

princeharrehs:

omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!

guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just

I ship it

I ship it so hard

now kiss

(Source: ivybeau)

unicornmunch:

here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:

• hug
• go on walks while holding hands
• smile
• kiss
• cuddle
• have cute little dates
• have movie nights
• take adorable pictures
• go new places
• try new things
• fall in love
• brutally fuck you
• look at the stars
• do everything i was ever scared to do alone.

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

bluntcuntt:

deadly-venoms:

True life no one can pronounce my freakin name -_-

true life no one can spell my fuckin name

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

useyourwingsandfly:

joyful-destynie:

Keep Calm Everyone

~Law & Order SVU~

you cant keep calm with this show you just cant

extrasad:

i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk

beverlyhillsmom:

the article just got better as i kept on reading

(Source: billhitchert)

is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop

SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS

settle down there thor

(Source: theyfoundeachother)

deceitless:

omg-relatable:

Click here for more relatable!

finally has ♥

unbridledkentuckyspirit:

thefuckshitmagnet:

humbledivachronicles:

mr—mosby:

stay at home dad leaves post its for his wife (part 2 ya lil shits)

Going to need more note pads… awwwwww!!!!

Oh. My. God.

I fuckin’ love every single bit of this post.

(Source: 3daysgobyy)